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Liberty Belle

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4. True story - a guy in Texas couldn't get his family to come visit, so

Sun Jan 15, 2023, 04:26 PM

Jan 2023

He had them all sent notifications that he'd died and inviting them to the reading of his will.

He was very wealthy, having made a fortune in alfalfa farming (he was a classmate of my mother's).

Imagine how surprised those relatives must have been to find out they were having a family reunion, not a funeral -- and any inheritance would not be received anytime soon since the "deceased" was alive and well!

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Good one! 🤣👍 SheltieLover Jan 2023 #1

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ROFL Joinfortmill Jan 2023 #3

True story - a guy in Texas couldn't get his family to come visit, so Liberty Belle Jan 2023 #4

Hilarious Duncanpup Jan 2023 #5

😁 Yup, that'd work. Duppers Jan 2023 #10

You are such a scamp. GentryDixon Jan 2023 #6

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AND there goes another keyboard rurallib Jan 2023 #8

Real good one KS Toronado Jan 2023 #9

Sorry Rebl2 Jan 2023 #11

Yeah. Yeah it was. rubbersole Jan 2023 #12

ROFL SouthernDem4ever Jan 2023 #13

Too good malaise Jan 2023 #14

Wouldn't work with us. DFW Jan 2023 #15

Awesome friend like you my wife and I Duncanpup Jan 2023 #16

We were together 8 years before getting married DFW Jan 2023 #17

P.S. DFW Jan 2023 #18