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I love genie jokes! [View all]
A man stumbles upon a Genie and is granted 3 wishes.
Genie: What is your first wish?
Joe: I want to be rich.
Genie: Granted. What is your second wish?
Rich: I want lots of money.
*******And another one! lol*****
donald trump finds a magic lamp. He rubs it, and a genie comes out.
Genie: "I grant you three wishes."
trump: "I'm tired of getting sued for everything I do. I want there to be no more courts."
Genie: "Granted. You have no wishes left."
trump: "What the hell? You told me I had three wishes, and I only used one!"
Genie: "Sue me."
Here's the link: https://upjoke.com/genie-jokes
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