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In reply to the discussion: The Old Man and the Corvette [View all]

erronis

(17,361 posts)
18. OK - I thought you were going somewhere else with this...
Wed Feb 15, 2023, 08:46 AM
Feb 2023

I generally go as fast as I can without being the fastest on a stretch of highway.

So I see a car up ahead, doing 15-20 over and I decide to match its pace. The car speeds a bit more and so do I. The car pulls over to the shoulder and I realize that I'm trailing an unmarked cruiser.

That was then. Now with my personal speedometer pushing above 75 I drop back to a comfortable rate and leave lots of room.

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Now that was hilarious! Katcat Feb 2023 #1
Ok, that got a chuckle... Wounded Bear Feb 2023 #2
Snicker. niyad Feb 2023 #3
I thought this was gonna be about Biden! rsdsharp Feb 2023 #4
LOL Emile Feb 2023 #5
I like this joke so much I plan to steal it. NNadir Feb 2023 #6
LOL my wife sent it to me. I think she found it on facebook Emile Feb 2023 #7
Ha, ha, ha! PatSeg Feb 2023 #8
Funny! geardaddy Feb 2023 #9
I 94 also runs between Detroit and Chicago Meadowoak Feb 2023 #11
Oh, yeah, that's right. geardaddy Feb 2023 #13
I think it ends after Port Huron, about an hour past Detroit. Meadowoak Feb 2023 #14
One of the best jokes I've heard in awhile. MarineCombatEngineer Feb 2023 #10
like it republianmushroom Feb 2023 #12
Great joke, thanks!! appalachiablue Feb 2023 #15
Great! Years ago a cop pulled two of us over... FailureToCommunicate Feb 2023 #16
LOL, could have been worse. I did something Emile Feb 2023 #17
OK - I thought you were going somewhere else with this... erronis Feb 2023 #18
"personal speedometer" ! FailureToCommunicate Feb 2023 #19
ROFL Joinfortmill Feb 2023 #20
Good one! calimary Feb 2023 #21
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