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cate94

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10. I was in a group at rehab

Tue Aug 22, 2023, 09:09 AM

Aug 2023

One of the guys said he realized he needed to be fixed. He went on to say he was hoping that he could get fixed in our facility. The third time he said a line about needing to be fixed I said “Jeff, whatever you do, don’t say that at the vet.” Everyone stared for a moment and the entire room started laughing. Including Jeff. Sometimes you just need to go for the low hanging fruit.

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crack up the clerk is my favorite hobby. [View all] mopinko Aug 2023 OP

I'm right there with you, but not every one multigraincracker Aug 2023 #1

i drop a clinker now and then. goes w the territory. mopinko Aug 2023 #2

That's my MO... 2naSalit Aug 2023 #3

it cant be bad. mopinko Aug 2023 #4

True. 2naSalit Aug 2023 #6

I love the motto of Diamond_Dog Aug 2023 #5

I've worked an 800-line for a couple of years Tesha Aug 2023 #7

thanks for telling me that. mopinko Aug 2023 #13

I am the same way. It makes life so much more pleasant for everyone! ms liberty Aug 2023 #8

srsly, 1 reason i like smoking mopinko Aug 2023 #14

My Dad was the master of this art. mahina Aug 2023 #9

well, she wasnt a rando. mopinko Aug 2023 #11

I was in a group at rehab cate94 Aug 2023 #10

oh, fersher. mopinko Aug 2023 #12

I'm amazed in how much joy I get from going to the grocery store and talking to strangers. 1WorldHope Aug 2023 #15

I do the same. MOMFUDSKI Aug 2023 #16

A lot of comments they have already heard Old Crank Aug 2023 #17

that's a pretty good one. mopinko Aug 2023 #24

I always Traildogbob Aug 2023 #18

i try to do that too. mopinko Aug 2023 #21

Same here Traildogbob Aug 2023 #26

This whole thread is so great Unwind Your Mind Aug 2023 #19

i talk to babies, too. mopinko Aug 2023 #20

Yes! Mama is often grateful for that 😊 Unwind Your Mind Aug 2023 #22

dont i know it. mopinko Aug 2023 #23

lol. well, i didnt expect this to go over THIS well. mopinko Aug 2023 #25

I love it! The Antika - also known as The Anti Karen's! Ziggysmom Aug 2023 #27

i like it. mopinko Aug 2023 #28