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jmowreader

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7. He had a brother, you know

Thu Aug 31, 2023, 07:11 AM

Aug 2023

His brother's name was God Dammit.

"God Dammit, get back in here and finish your homework."
"Jesus Christ, clean your fucking room."
"God Dammit, how many times have I told you to make sure we have water?"

And then came the inevitable...

"God Dammit, get your ass to the market and get us some food for dinner."
"Dad, I'm Jesus Christ!"

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So I read that Jesus Christ name originally was going to be Gary. [View all] Duncanpup Aug 2023 OP

Today, some say it was going to be 3Hotdogs Aug 2023 #1

You sir are correct Duncanpup Aug 2023 #2

And God's name is Harold. mwooldri Aug 2023 #3

The nuns never told me that. gab13by13 Aug 2023 #4

Funnee! BobsYourUncle Aug 2023 #5

Aren't tears of joy considered to be medicine? Beartracks Aug 2023 #12

Actually, "Jesus" is a Roman name (like Cassius, Brutus, Marcus, Aurelius, etc.) KJohnson Aug 2023 #6

It's the Romanized form of Yeshua, aka Joshua. TheRickles Aug 2023 #8

He had a brother, you know jmowreader Aug 2023 #7

Jesus Christ is a horse at the riding stable Marthe48 Aug 2023 #9

John Smith got consigned to Hell jmowreader Aug 2023 #19

lol Marthe48 Aug 2023 #20

And Then EddieOnTheMesa Aug 2023 #10

A miracle and he looked just like the UPS driver. twodogsbarking Aug 2023 #16

I thought Jesus Christ name was actually Andy Higherarky Aug 2023 #11

Ahhhh, yes - "In the Garden" Backseat Driver Aug 2023 #17

Now that's funny! Thanks. machoneman Aug 2023 #13

you nearly owed me a keyboard. niyad Aug 2023 #14

Ouch KS Toronado Aug 2023 #15

I've never understood the people on D.U. who think it is funny to make fun Wonder Why Aug 2023 #18

I understand what you're saying Marthe48 Aug 2023 #21