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9. Jesus Christ is a horse at the riding stable

Thu Aug 31, 2023, 07:24 AM

Aug 2023

Little Johnnie heard the name right after a horse kicked a groom in the stomach.

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So I read that Jesus Christ name originally was going to be Gary. [View all] Duncanpup Aug 2023 OP

Today, some say it was going to be 3Hotdogs Aug 2023 #1

You sir are correct Duncanpup Aug 2023 #2

And God's name is Harold. mwooldri Aug 2023 #3

The nuns never told me that. gab13by13 Aug 2023 #4

Funnee! BobsYourUncle Aug 2023 #5

Aren't tears of joy considered to be medicine? Beartracks Aug 2023 #12

It's the Romanized form of Yeshua, aka Joshua. TheRickles Aug 2023 #8

He had a brother, you know jmowreader Aug 2023 #7

Jesus Christ is a horse at the riding stable Marthe48 Aug 2023 #9

John Smith got consigned to Hell jmowreader Aug 2023 #19

lol Marthe48 Aug 2023 #20

And Then EddieOnTheMesa Aug 2023 #10

A miracle and he looked just like the UPS driver. twodogsbarking Aug 2023 #16

I thought Jesus Christ name was actually Andy Higherarky Aug 2023 #11

Ahhhh, yes - "In the Garden" Backseat Driver Aug 2023 #17

Now that's funny! Thanks. machoneman Aug 2023 #13

you nearly owed me a keyboard. niyad Aug 2023 #14

Ouch KS Toronado Aug 2023 #15

I understand what you're saying Marthe48 Aug 2023 #21