221: One to go on Fox and complain that all the new-fangled light bulbs are made in China and that gas lamps in the old days were JUST BETTER technology that Joe Biden wants to take away from the people. One to shut down the government because the light bulb budget is "out of control spending by the Biden administration". One to make a speech to remind us that it was during Joe Biden's administration in 2000 that the light bulb stopped working so it's his fault. One to hold up military appointees because the dead light bulb must remain in its socket for the "full term" because "Jesus". One to go on a webcast and reveal Hunter Biden broke the lightbulb by snorting coke off it while waving an illegal firearm and slapping his huge dick on it and they totally have actual proof of this happening which will be revealed in the "next few weeks." One to put light bulbs on a ban-list because drag queens and transgender people also use light bulbs and think of the children. One to discuss with Tucker Carlson on his obscure Twitter show that bright light is "woke" and people should remain in the dark. Six to vote with the Democrats so we can't even discuss a plan for replacing the light bulb. One to vote to vacate Kevin McCarthy. One to give a handjob in a public theater while singing loudly along to "The Whole Being Dead Thing." One to do squats in a garage while talking about how Cuban space-lasers actually took out the bulb. One to say we can't replace the bulb because then immigrants will have an easier time finding their way across the Rio Grande during night time. 205 to vote to go on a long weekend and deal with all this darkness later, like after the election.
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