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ms liberty

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5. Please don't tell your FedEx or UPS driver this joke.

Reply to KS Toronado (Original post)

Fri Oct 6, 2023, 10:34 PM

Oct 2023

My husband the Fed Ex driver used to hear this joke at least 3 times a week, every week, the ENTIRE 20 YEARS he worked there. The drivers all used to talk about how old it got, and how they always had to act like they'd never heard it before so the customer wouldn't get upset.
Really. If they tell you they'rve never heard it before, they're just being polite to the customer, unless they just started last week.
Editing to add, UPS is union. Fed Ex is not, and never will be. Right now Fed Ex is being run into the ground.

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FED-EX and UPS are merging [View all] KS Toronado Oct 2023 OP

How about UP-EX n/t. airplaneman Oct 2023 #1

UPS-EX n/t aggiesal Oct 2023 #2

F-UPSEX Hermit-The-Prog Oct 2023 #9

+1 BootinUp Oct 2023 #3

This message was self-deleted by its author ms liberty Oct 2023 #4

Please don't tell your FedEx or UPS driver this joke. ms liberty Oct 2023 #5

It's true, it's been around forever, but Sogo Oct 2023 #7

A similar merger - Know why there is no A & P anymore? They merged with Stop & Shop. 3Hotdogs Oct 2023 #6

A great blooper was caught on tape during a live radio ad for A & P DFW Oct 2023 #8