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SCantiGOP

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13. Thought experiment:

Reply to The Genealogist (Reply #11)

Fri May 24, 2019, 07:27 PM

May 2019

Let’s accept that it was a divine miracle that two of each animal (like kangaroos and penguins) somehow got to the Mideast, and then didn’t harass each other during the trip.
Once the pairs of animals walked off the ark after the flood.....
.......What did the carnivores eat?

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