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Croney

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7. I know a penis is not required for urination

Reply to MineralMan (Reply #6)

Tue Jun 4, 2019, 12:42 PM

Jun 2019

(me being, like, a woman and all) but we were pondering his penis and I didn't want to picture him using it for its other purpose. But actually, why limit it to two purposes? If God has a penis, it can see through walls, leap tall buildings, and swim the deepest ocean. Unless someone proves to me it can't.

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What god looks like [View all] Brainstormy Jun 2019 OP

... Major Nikon Jun 2019 #1

"The final result is a God that looks like a guy named Todd." trev Jun 2019 #2

Men and women both saw a male God. What if God were transgender? Croney Jun 2019 #3

Questions about God's penis have been asked for centuries. MineralMan Jun 2019 #4

Why should God need to pee? It's not like God eats or drinks anything. Croney Jun 2019 #5

Indeed, but a penis is not required for urination. MineralMan Jun 2019 #6

I know a penis is not required for urination Croney Jun 2019 #7

No Doubt God's Penis Is a Wondrous Thing... MineralMan Jun 2019 #8

I don't know how you guys Croney Jun 2019 #9

I know. Really. MineralMan Jun 2019 #12

Does make it easier to write your name in the snow Major Nikon Jun 2019 #10

Not for Donald Trump, it doesn't. MineralMan Jun 2019 #11

Pissing and whistling Brainstormy Jun 2019 #13

I can't speak for other religions, but in Christianity, God is light. I guess that was how energy Karadeniz Jun 2019 #14

Oh, bullshit. Act_of_Reparation Jun 2019 #15

This is your personal interpretation. trotsky Jun 2019 #16

do you ever... uriel1972 Jun 2019 #17