Teacher Allegedly Forces 4-Year-Old to Write With Right Hand, 'Cause the Left One Belongs to Satan

[Capt. Obvious]

An Oklahoma four-year-old was reportedly saved from demonic possession last week after a sharp-eyed pre-K teacher noticed him writing with his left hand—the devil’s hand.

The anonymous hero teacher didn’t bother contacting the boy’s mother, Alisha Sands—also a left-hander and therefore under Satan’s power—just told the boy to write with his right hand from now on, and told that ol’ devil to let that child be!

But Sands and Satan cottoned onto what happened when they noticed young Zayde writing with his right (on so many levels!) hand at home, and challenged him about the change.

“I just asked ‘Is there anything his teachers ever asked about his hands?’ And he raises this one and says this one’s bad,” Sands told NewsChannel 4.

She wrote a note to the teacher with her demonic left hand, and got back an article explaining that lefties are “unlucky,” “evil,” and “sinister,” and the devil himself is left-handed.

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