Atheists & Agnostics

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Reply to beam me up scottie (Original post)

Tue Sep 29, 2015, 12:15 PM

Sep 2015

The people on Earth had gotten God's goat.
"I know what I'll do!" he said with a gloat
"I'll tell that Noah guy to build a big boat
He'll round up some animals and give 'em a float."

Noah built a ship and brought creatures galore
Meerkats and emus and wombats and more
It started to rain and it started to pour
And life on land drowned, which pleased God to his core.

"Humanity's dying! Those wretched sinners!
They got swept away as they sat down to their dinners!
Oh, this makes me so happy, deep inside my inners
I've smited their asses and there can't be two winners!"

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