Christians refuse to admit that original sin is emotional abuse.

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9. Childbirth IS a natural process

So, however, is death and the two tend to run hand in hand more than most benign folks would prefer. I'm far from the most sympathetic and kind person on earth but give me anything close to omnipotence and arranging the human pelvis for both upright locomotion and easy birth would be fairly high up on the to do list. I certainly wouldn't arrange it suspiciously like an only slightly adjusted quadrupedal structure.

For an omniscient chappy God sure has an awful lack of imagination when it comes to his favored species design come to think of it. He gave plenty of animals teeth that either regenerate or last a lifetime, but not us. He designed plenty, hell most, of them, with hides that managed habitat temperature ranges without artifice, and pretty much all of them without life-threatening parturition. But it's all the fault of that apple (or quince). I wonder what our skins and pelvic structure looked like before the Great Evil Fructiphagery? Did they pop into the current substandard immediately teeth touched apple peel (and probably fell out in the process) or did the big Y do that to Adam and Eve after chewing them out?