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Atheists & Agnostics

A HERETIC I AM

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7. Old Myron Cohen joke.

Reply to SeattleVet (Reply #5)

Tue Apr 12, 2016, 04:04 PM

Apr 2016

Little tiny fella goes to apply for a job as a Lumberjack.

Foreman asks "Do you have any experience?"

"Sure", says the little guy. "Ever hear of the Sahara Forest?"

"Wait a sec" says the foreman, "Don't you mean the Sahara Desert?"

"Sure......NOW...."

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Ken Ham's Ark-replica is damn big... which yields even more questions. [View all] DetlefK Apr 2016 OP

The two main questions I always had SCantiGOP Apr 2016 #1

heat caused things to expand - thus longer days rurallib Apr 2016 #13

Sure. Heat expands the Earth. drm604 Apr 2016 #30

And how did all of those different animals get back to their proper continents after the flood? drm604 Apr 2016 #28

Where did all the water that covered the earth come from? Duppers Apr 2016 #2

Oh, well that's easy. Pakhet Apr 2016 #20

So where did all that water go afterwards? drm604 Apr 2016 #29

Yeah. No answer to that one. But c'mon Pakhet Apr 2016 #31

Building that monstrosity actually highlights the absurdity of the story! cleanhippie Apr 2016 #3

You folks have this all wrong. trotsky Apr 2016 #4

Getting the wood was probably easy enough... SeattleVet Apr 2016 #5

Old Myron Cohen joke. A HERETIC I AM Apr 2016 #7

Yep... SeattleVet Apr 2016 #11

Blasphemers! progressoid Apr 2016 #6

This message was self-deleted by its author Freelancer Apr 2016 #8

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Just let it go. AlbertCat Apr 2016 #17

This message was self-deleted by its author Freelancer Apr 2016 #18

Your story contains ignorance, not reason. cleanhippie Apr 2016 #26

This message was self-deleted by its author Freelancer Apr 2016 #27

Oh, you silly, silly atheists! Curmudgeoness Apr 2016 #12

But if "God-did-it" is the explanation, then the Ark-replica proves nothing! DetlefK Apr 2016 #14

How about a T.I.E. fighter (advanced) or AT/ST to scale... NeoGreen Apr 2016 #19

Did YOU know that Star Wars inspired the religion Jediism? DetlefK Apr 2016 #23

Yeah...yeah...but it doesn't work for me... NeoGreen Apr 2016 #24

Start from the top... NeoGreen Apr 2016 #15

So..... AlbertCat Apr 2016 #16

The bigger the better. Curmudgeoness Apr 2016 #21

The answer to most of your questions is pretty simple really Major Nikon Apr 2016 #22

The wood came from Weyerhauser. Everybody knows that. onager Apr 2016 #25