Russian hackers

[Orrex]

Not that self-described crazy guy on YouTube, where safety is number one priority, but rather the DNC hackers.

According to a knuckleheaded coworker who still refers to our President only as Barack Hussein Obama, the Russian hack of the DNC email server was in fact a domestic job engineered in such a way as to make it look like a Russian attack.

"It's easy to make it look like it came out of Russia if you're clever about it," he observed from beneath his tinfoil cowl.

"Yeah," I said. "Especially if you're in Russia"

I also assured him that you can always recognize Russian hackers because they post selfies with bears, vodka and those big fur hats.