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6. I have numerous weapons in trust, for a myriad of reasons

First and formost being the ability for my fiance to use them when I am away from home. My fiance, sister and nephew are also on my trust to ease the passing of my firearms should I die, or become incapacitated. It also allows me to have a modicum of security in that my local LEO, who are known to be bit crooked, have no idea what I have in my safes.
I own no FA because I think they are silly, overpriced and I foresee absolutely no need for supressive fire. The deadly effect of automatic weapons fire is completely a Hollywood creation. Any and all people on a trust must be able to legaly own a firearm, all laws still apply. Any questions and I will gladly answer.