Here’s How The Second Amendment Has Prevented Tyranny Lately - Wonkette

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And finally, some almost good news: A Miami 3-year-old who, on Aug. 5, grabbed a gun while rummaging around in a dresser drawer and shot himself in the head is expected to make a full recovery.
His mother explained that she and the child’s father both kept firearms in their apartment for personal protection, and that the weapons were secured by being kept in dresser drawers where the child couldn’t possibly reach them, unless maybe he used a chair. Oh, he used a chair.
The NRA actually doesn’t give two shits about any of this, or about Americans preserving their liberty, because they are a lobby for the firearms industry.
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