50 Shades of Grey: At the End I Yelled NO Fln WAY!

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Is it a twist on "Pretty Woman"? - Or can it be Brad Pitt gone wild (after all - he has to be - in order to satisfy Jolie). Nope, it's 50 Shades of Grey; and (believe it or not) - this old (not quite gay) male went of his own volition. Not only was the theater PACKED the night before the actual scheduled (full) release of the hot new feature film. I believe 50 Shades of - was in 7 different theaters at this one place.

While my friend (really old geezer) wasn't too thrilled about going to see a chick flick, the fact of the matter is that - both he and I - were very happy we went (now comes the male bashing by males). I'm not going to spoil it for you, as others will most likely rush, brag and nag to do. All I'm going to say, is that even stingy I - will pay to see it - AGAIN. There is one thing I ask you to do, in honor of what I did (if you dare); because, when the film was finishing and came to its very end... I yelled out (to applause, laughter and no fame)

No F%$^&%n WAY!
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The only thing that may stop this from being a billion dollar baby, is how hard (careful now) the teenage girls (and - trust me - boys too) will try to get in, but be prevented. As it is, quite literally soft (but - ooooohhhh sooooo delectable) - soft porn.

An intriguing story that will kept you glued, speculative and wanting too......be 50 shades of frugged up (he said it - not I). You are going to want to see Shades 2 (trust me - there's NO choice in the matter).

It's well written, well acted and - well, I wonder - if Don Johnson can go watch his daughter (what'd ya think)!

Only regret I have, is that there is HUGE (punny) profits to be made in being a Hustler Van of commodities parked outside. The leading male (very leading), pocketed her panties. Does Hustler sell red? ( : ) )? Will women want new lace? Will many not wait to go home. Don't know about me and my buddy; but whence those who leave the show, their own shall likely begin.

Perhaps a huge supply of Duracell's for sale - too!

I'm just sayin...........
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For the prudes sending me regular emails and such - that I'm a misogynist - I'd say you need to get a life.

Just for your information, after getting lambasted by a few of the naysay's (I can't escape them - even when I ain't talking RMoney issues), as I remarked upon above (that this won't set Titanic records because of the AGE blockings) - the fact of the matter is

the film is already setting box office (beyond projection - HOPES) records.

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As of a few moments ago, the film has grossed more than $25 million outside the U.S. and $8.5 million here - just for a nightfall!

‘Fifty Shades’ Cumes $28.6M Overseas In Two Days; Whips Opening Records

http://deadline.com/2015/02/fifty-shades-of-grey-international-box-office-first-day-1201372179/
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[center]Explore your sexuality - OR DON"T - no skin off from my back.

I'm all alone - By Choice.......

But damn sure wish it didn't need to be that way[/center]