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Joe BidenCongratulations to our presumptive Democratic nominee, Joe Biden!
 

BidenBacker

(1,089 posts)
31. Can almost see it
Thu Mar 19, 2020, 11:11 PM
Mar 2020

Chairman of Joint Chiefs: "Madam President, NORAD reports the Russians just launched a nuclear attack! We have 1000 ICBMs inbound with first strike estimated in 20 minutes. Here's the football so you can enter the launch codes and retaliate while we still have time."

Williamson: "No need. I'll just channel my telepathic ESP and blow up the warheads outside the atmosphere. O-om...O-om...O-om."

Palin-Williamson 2024

If I were to vote in a presidential
primary today, I would vote for:
Joe Biden

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One by one they all line up MyNameGoesHere Mar 2020 #1
What to believe? frazzled Mar 2020 #2
The good old "politics and strange bedfellows.." question everything Mar 2020 #20
Took her long enough-- now that there's nobody else seriously running... TreasonousBastard Mar 2020 #3
I can't imagine she is on the shortlist. tritsofme Mar 2020 #4
Oh, she is on my list. rzemanfl Mar 2020 #6
Doubtful Dem4Life1102 Mar 2020 #7
Post removed Post removed Mar 2020 #9
Post removed Post removed Mar 2020 #10
She was waiting for Tulsi SiliconValley_Dem Mar 2020 #18
Nothing like giving an endorsement when the outcome is certain... VarryOn Mar 2020 #5
Gabbard's did, denem Mar 2020 #8
Give Gilli the Susan Collins Medal of Concern. LakeArenal Mar 2020 #11
At least she did it before her state's primary Dem4Life1102 Mar 2020 #16
Hadn't thought of it until just now... VarryOn Mar 2020 #17
She makes no sense for VP Dem4Life1102 Mar 2020 #21
So, Klobuchar makes a lot sense... VarryOn Mar 2020 #22
Minnesota is a solid blue state Dem4Life1102 Mar 2020 #24
Hears the calling zak247 Mar 2020 #12
Not a good choice Dem4Life1102 Mar 2020 #15
Yeah Gothmog Mar 2020 #13
The only remaining "major" candidates to endorse are Warren and Sanders. George II Mar 2020 #14
Thanks George. Cha Mar 2020 #19
Not that I wouldn't vote for Joe tavernier Mar 2020 #23
Tom Steyer, Elizabeth Warren and Julian Castro havenot endorsed UncleNoel Mar 2020 #25
Aside from Jesse Jackson, who all is endorsing BS? Pachamama Mar 2020 #26
Jane? George II Mar 2020 #27
We presume... Pachamama Mar 2020 #28
Don't forget Marianne Todd79 Mar 2020 #30
Can almost see it BidenBacker Mar 2020 #31
Kirsten probably BidenBacker Mar 2020 #29
Good for you, Kirsten, but I'll never forgive you for what you did to Al Franken. n/t zackymilly Mar 2020 #32
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