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2. All murders are bad
Thu Dec 12, 2024, 11:13 AM
Dec 12

But some murders are less bad than others. And other murders are way less bad than others. The murder of the CEO of United Healthcare is morally bad, but it's a venial sin.

God: you murdered the CEO of what company?"
Assassin: United Healthcare.
God: Hmmm, them, huh.
Assassin: Yes.
God: Sorry about it?
Assassin: not even a little.
God: Hmm. Well, OK. Look, I'd like to send you to heaven in a gold plaited limousine but, you know, murder is bad. And rules are rules.
Assassin: So send me to hell - but I . . . .
God: No. not hell, young'un. The road there is clogged with Health Insurance Executives. You're still going to heaven but you'll have to walk in. Here, let me open this gate for ya.

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