'Absolute Necessity': Trump Goes All In on Buying Greenland Again

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48. The Shady Tree Retirement Home

in SomewhereVille Arizanska wants to offer Trump a nice safe place to rest, along with the other terminally confused cashed up Napoleon types of the world.

No expense will be spared to make him feel at home.

He will have a 10 room suite all to himself, some rooms done up to look familiar, the Oval Office, his rooms at Mara-Largo, his penthouse in NY.
Unlimited diet coke and hambergers. Just pick up the red phone.
He will be surrounded by people who vaguely look like people he knows and trusts.
All outgoing calls will be intercepted locally and answered by voice actors.
Want Greenland and the Panama Canal to be yours? Want wars to stop? Just pick up the green phone. Consider it done!
He can wander the extensive gardens surrounded by 10 nervous looking bulky blokes wearing aviator sunnies.

Rent set at $5M per day.

An offer you can't refuse. Seriously Donald, what is not to like?

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Seriously, he has lost it.
First insane person to be sworn in next month. America, thou hast fallen so far, and the world weeps for thee!