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Bernardo de La Paz

(51,759 posts)
31. Lots of fun pages: Eelon must've tried to buy it in 2022 bc special pages & banners say "Wikipedia is not for sale"
Wed Dec 25, 2024, 04:56 PM
Dec 25

Jimmy Wales tweeted about it in 2022.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Wikipedia_is_not_for_sale

Excerpt (emphasis added):

If you disagree with how Wikipedia is run...
Disagreement is a normal part of the human experience. On Wikipedia, we resolve disagreements through discussion and consensus, not by throwing money at the problem or scoring other means of gaining power. If you still disagree with consensus, it's more productive to move on and accept the decision, rather than trying to buy out the website. See Wikipedia:Dispute resolution.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Ten_things_you_may_not_know_about_Wikipedia#We_are_not_for_sale

But it is for sale! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Help:Buying_Wikipedia
As of November 12, 2002, Wikipedia is officially FOR SALE!

That's right! All 6,929,888 articles on English Wikipedia (including this one) could be yours to do with as you please. You could delete rival products, win presidential elections, change national borders, anything at all!
The current price of Wikipedia is:

$87,349,953,439,365,583.93

Buying instructions: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Help:Buying_Wikipedia/Instructions
Just a part of it:
Preferred instructions

Fly into Kansas City International Airport.
From there, request a Kia Soul from the nearby car salesman and go west, then take the 124th right.
Then, turn your car 136 degrees and continue for 53 miles (85 km),

then turn left,
then left again,
and left again- wait... yeah, left again. You should arrive at a metal bridge.

We will be under there waiting for the transaction to happen. We will only be there at 4:36 pm.
Then, we will give you a 42-letter passcode to approve the transaction. You must perform the Secret handshake listed under section 348 B-27a of the Wikipedia Policies and Guidelines instruction handbook.

Half of your payment must be made in cash, and a fifth of the other half will be performed credit. The remaining four-fifths of the other half will be paid out via Wiki-tokens at precisely 6:34 am.


Wikipedia Purchase Management Team: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Help:Buying_Wikipedia/Wikipedia_Purchase_Management

Johnathan Secret: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Help:Buying_Wikipedia/Johnathan_Secret

How to Meet Jerry: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Help:Buying_Wikipedia/How_to_meet_Jerry

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Time for me to donate to Wikipedia. Thanks for reminding me, Elon. Midnight Writer Dec 25 #1
Ditto. B.See Dec 25 #13
Yep! mountain grammy Dec 25 #16
Ditto; did it recently, will do again. elleng Dec 25 #26
Moi aussi! Mme. Defarge Dec 25 #28
Ditto yellow dahlia Dec 25 #44
The thin skinned "free speech" advocate strikes again. bluesbassman Dec 25 #2
Fuck that Afrikaner Aviation Pro Dec 25 #3
He is not an Afrikaner. DavidDvorkin Dec 25 #12
From a wealthy White family of Dutch descent in South Africa. wnylib Dec 25 #27
One ancestor of Dutch descent, the rest English DavidDvorkin Dec 25 #29
Musk's mother is Canadian. Swede Dec 25 #42
Yes, but her family moved to Pretoria when she was two years old DavidDvorkin Dec 25 #43
I can't decide... 2naSalit Dec 25 #4
A number of viruses cause cancer... The Unmitigated Gall Dec 25 #10
That's it! 2naSalit Dec 25 #14
I chip in a very tiny amount every month. BBbats Dec 25 #5
BFD... as long as he doesn't try to buy it. Who wants his/their filthy money anyway? kysrsoze Dec 25 #6
Lots of fun pages: Eelon must've tried to buy it in 2022 bc special pages & banners say "Wikipedia is not for sale" Bernardo de La Paz Dec 25 #31
LOL, Wikipedia insists on calling "X" Twitter. Must be real reason Musk tried to buy it Bernardo de La Paz Dec 25 #33
Destroy everything that makes the world a better place. Irish_Dem Dec 25 #7
F that mother fer! sunflowerseed Dec 25 #8
Dick-Cheese Musk... The Unmitigated Gall Dec 25 #9
What else would one expect from a fascist B.See Dec 25 #11
I donated to them a couple of weeks ago kimbutgar Dec 25 #15
I donate to wikipedia riverbendviewgal Dec 25 #17
Since anyone can provide other information Mblaze Dec 25 #18
Elon is working on Mblaze Dec 25 #19
Oh, like any of those scumbags ever donated in the first place... nt Grokenstein Dec 25 #20
Wikipedia is a buggy and cart in an automotive world... WarGamer Dec 25 #21
Just like the 2 lawyers Henry203 Dec 25 #37
However, when Wikipedia posts incorrect info - haele Dec 25 #38
Thanks--I just donated to Wikipedia after reading your post. Kingofalldems Dec 25 #40
Support Wikipedia Grumpy Old Woman Dec 25 #22
After he jumped on TSF bandwagon, I went to Wikipedia to read the entry. It allegorical oracle Dec 25 #23
I donated $25 to Wikipedia today . . . AverageOldGuy Dec 25 #24
I can't wait to read the Wikipedia article Seinan Sensei Dec 25 #25
This message was self-deleted by its author Chin music Dec 25 #30
No, this is bullshit Cosmocat Dec 25 #32
Elon just wants to 'tweak' a few things . . . Aussie105 Dec 25 #34
I always donate Henry203 Dec 25 #35
Who is surprised by this? LetMyPeopleVote Dec 25 #36
Fuck, stop normalizing this shit! Initech Dec 25 #39
What? Dennis Donovan Dec 25 #41
Musk tried to buy Wikipedia and his offer was rejected LetMyPeopleVote Dec 26 #45
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