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pat_k

(14,095 posts)
47. Ha! Can you imagine if they implemented their little dream?
Thu Jun 4, 2026, 02:34 PM
3 hrs ago

They are obsessed with proofs; obsessed with "bloodline" and biological heritage. God forbid you change a last name.

Just imagine how far they could limit the franchise if they decided you had to produce birth certificates proving your status as a third-generation 'Merican?

Person X's birth certificate with both father and mother named.

Matching birth certificate for X's father, with their father (X's paternal grandfather) and mother (X's paternal grandmother) named.

Matching birth certificate for X's mother, with their father (X's maternal grandfather) and mother (X's maternal grandmother) named.

Matching birth certificates for each of the following to prove they were born here:
X's named paternal grandfather
X's named paternal grandmother
X's named maternal grandfather
X's named maternal grandmother


Of the 56% of American's who self-identify as third-generation U.S. Citizens I would guess that at most -- and this is probably a stretch -- 20% (or about 11% of adult citizens) could produce proofs that would satisfy Ms. Coulter and her ilk.

It's my understanding that the federal government and Native American tribes have extensive and accurate record-keeping, so, presumably they'd have no trouble providing proofs (unless the "this is a White Christian homeland" wingnuts somehow disallowed).

Of course, as usual, African Americans would be disproportionately disenfranchised by Jim Crow segregation and discriminatory hospital policies that left many with no "official" certificate for home births.


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ROTFLMAO!!! [View all] applegrove 20 hrs ago OP
Gotta love John Fugesang! 3catwoman3 20 hrs ago #1
At least four grandparents? pat_k 20 hrs ago #2
'At least four grandparents born in America' applegrove 20 hrs ago #4
So that means some people have 5 grandparents born in America? Wednesdays 19 hrs ago #6
The cut off at 4 was implied I think by logic. applegrove 19 hrs ago #9
Don't ever... Chemical Bill 18 hrs ago #15
LOL! applegrove 18 hrs ago #16
A lot of MAGA morons could have less than four grandparents...born in America, or not. sop 4 hrs ago #43
African americans would increase their ratio of voters BlueWaveNeverEnd 4 hrs ago #46
I was wondering the same thing. Bluetus 19 hrs ago #8
That song popped into my head when I read the OP! ! pat_k 19 hrs ago #10
I haven't heard that song in years! GiqueCee 8 hrs ago #37
Well if someone is 50+, it's possible for them to have mwmisses4289 18 hrs ago #17
I'm betting the right-wingnuts wouldn't count a step-parent or step-grandparent. pat_k 17 hrs ago #23
You are probably right, I was trying to apply facts mwmisses4289 11 hrs ago #27
My maternal Grandpa ... oldsoldierfadingfast 3 hrs ago #48
President Tyler, born 1790, died 1861. haele 2 hrs ago #52
All four grandparents Progressive dog 4 hrs ago #45
Ha! Can you imagine if they implemented their little dream? pat_k 3 hrs ago #47
What the witch is promoting is Unconstitutional !!!!!! Stupid Annie Fannie Trueblue1968 3 hrs ago #51
Zing! Solly Mack 20 hrs ago #3
Hmm. I had 3 grandparents born in America. wnylib 18 hrs ago #18
Black, white, indigenous for me. When Canada changed its law to cover more people for Canadian citizenship, I got Solly Mack 18 hrs ago #19
In one line of my indigenous ancesters there were 2 people wnylib 17 hrs ago #20
You've given me hope! I've a cousin who keeps all the records. Maybe she'll find something. Solly Mack 17 hrs ago #21
Any time. Good luck. wnylib 17 hrs ago #22
my ancestors UpInArms 10 hrs ago #29
Mine go back to 1750; Hubby has some from the 1600's--- Maeve 9 hrs ago #30
I have the same except it is flipped lonely bird 9 hrs ago #35
Coulter made a stupid argument for her point. Lots of people she wouldn't want voting have/had four American Solly Mack 9 hrs ago #31
Likewise lonely bird 9 hrs ago #34
Always was a POS, yep. Always will be. Solly Mack 9 hrs ago #36
Kind of reminds me of when Rush Limpballs said Wednesdays 20 hrs ago #5
I could vote in that case. yardwork 19 hrs ago #7
The most absurd thing about this is its utter pointlessness. Or perhaps it's just outrageously evil. pat_k 19 hrs ago #11
Of course, it could be both. With Uglicans it usually is. nt eppur_se_muova 35 min ago #56
When you're right, you're right!! pat_k 15 min ago #57
Maybe she's not making a compliment Figarosmom 19 hrs ago #12
I had no idea there was a link between the number of grandparents you have that... Ol Janx Spirit 19 hrs ago #13
The comments on Bluesky are gold! BadgerMom 19 hrs ago #14
"I think the Indigenous and Black voting blocs would determine who wins." - Bluesky comment sop 4 hrs ago #42
Wow, Ann Coulter would still let me vote! DFW 17 hrs ago #24
I'm out! Maraya1969 15 hrs ago #25
me too Skittles 12 hrs ago #26
She apparently didn't think before opening her mouth, lol. Emile 11 hrs ago #28
Natives would be the largest voting block sunflowerseed 9 hrs ago #32
K&R spanone 9 hrs ago #33
Republicans... GiqueCee 8 hrs ago #38
Does she realize that will include most black and brown people here in the US ms liberty 8 hrs ago #39
And it wouldn't include Ted Cruz or Marco Rubio, and boatloads of Cuban-Americans in South Florida. sop 4 hrs ago #44
LOL LetMyPeopleVote 8 hrs ago #40
Coulter really teed that one up for Fugelsang. sop 4 hrs ago #41
She's crazy Joinfortmill 3 hrs ago #49
I see no reason popsdenver 3 hrs ago #50
I have 12 grandparents born in America and I hate Dump. Martin68 1 hr ago #53
Seems to me like anyone with grandparents that came here after the Civil war blue_jay 1 hr ago #54
Back to her old ways I see MustLoveBeagles 1 hr ago #55
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