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Lol, happy thanksgiving XanaDUer2 Nov 2024 #1
Microwave on high for half hour... MiHale Nov 2024 #2
Sorry, you're kinda screwed on the bird kerouac2 Nov 2024 #3
I'm gonna go with boiling everything.. Permanut Nov 2024 #4
I'm pretty sure I ate in your mess Bobstandard Nov 2024 #9
Hey, that's why they called it a mess. Permanut Nov 2024 #11
lol. my late, ex fil was a navy cook. mopinko Nov 2024 #14
Good to remember.. Permanut Nov 2024 #15
well, he was quite a piece of work. mopinko Nov 2024 #19
Only the Navy would cook everything in water. Irish_Dem Nov 2024 #28
I made jello in a 10 gallon washtub and stirred it with a boat oar. Permanut Nov 2024 #29
Good God Irish_Dem Nov 2024 #31
I was on a tin can, had 400 guys to feed. Permanut Nov 2024 #32
My brother spent a lot of time on ships and said the cook makes or breaks the ship. Irish_Dem Nov 2024 #33
I sense you are joking.... FarPoint Nov 2024 #5
I could do that... for real homey... getagrip_already Nov 2024 #6
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One word - flamethrower. Ptah Nov 2024 #8
OMG! Is that thing legal? Niagara Nov 2024 #18
Bad Plan! ProfessorGAC Nov 2024 #21
Spatchcock that sucker dem4decades Nov 2024 #10
Still gonna take 3 hours or so.... getagrip_already Nov 2024 #20
That's why I suggested a lot of appetizers, to fill the time, and the guests. dem4decades Nov 2024 #25
... and grill it. fierywoman Nov 2024 #35
Boy am I glad that I wasn't invited to your dinner 😅. Emile Nov 2024 #12
Domino's Pizza emergency number 800-252-4031. Hope this helps, niyad Nov 2024 #13
Do they have Turkey Pizza? electric_blue68 Nov 2024 #30
Good luck Figarosmom Nov 2024 #16
That reminds me of the New Year's Day where my noncooking roommates invited guests for a turkey dinner. rsdsharp Nov 2024 #17
Peter Griffin, is that you ? nt eppur_se_muova Nov 2024 #22
Is it too late to help out? Harker Nov 2024 #23
Too late for this year, True Dough Nov 2024 #24
You could leave town. Irish_Dem Nov 2024 #26
I love boiled mayo stuffing! Elessar Zappa Nov 2024 #27
Better off getting chicken of some kind, or just forgo the whole thing, don't give people food poisoning, get some sides SWBTATTReg Nov 2024 #34
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