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14. When someone in a store asks if they can help me

Sat Jan 4, 2025, 11:15 AM

Jan 4

My reply is always
“Only if you can remember what I came in for”
It goes over most heads, but gets a few chuckles.

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Thank you for this. Great way to start a Saturday. William769 Jan 4 #1

Spot on gademocrat7 Jan 4 #2

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This is mine, too! biophile Jan 4 #10

When someone in a store asks if they can help me dickthegrouch Jan 4 #14

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#6 Is The Only One.. ProfessorGAC Jan 4 #5

#10 is my #1. multigraincracker Jan 4 #7

Number 4, Dr. T Jan 4 #8

11th Commandment - Never trust a fart. groundloop Jan 4 #11

Haven't figured out what I want to do when I grow up WestMichRad Jan 4 #17

Love this! Joinfortmill Jan 4 #12

#9 is my "love potion". GreenWave Jan 4 #13

Excellent List My Friend. I'm 70 BOSSHOG Jan 4 #15

Lol Faux pas Jan 4 #18

#7 really resonates with me Skittles Jan 5 #19

People My Age / John Gorka alterfurz Jan 5 #20