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[ProfessorGAC]

10. Two Golfers' Jokez

Short one:

Guy has home from playing golf his wife asks "How did golf go?" He says "Terrible. Jack had a heart attack on the 2nd hole." Wife says "That's awful." He says "Yeah, the whole day was hit ball, drag Jack, hit ball drag Jack..."

Longer one:

Husband & wife are playing golf together. On a later par 5, he hits a drive into the right rough. When they get to the ball his wife notices that if they open big doors to an old barn, he could hit the ball through there and get to the green in 2. He says "What the heck, let's try it."
So he opens the big door, she opens the one on the other side, the backs away into the barn. He hits a screamer that hits the door frame, and Carmen's into his wife's head, killing her.
He obviously feels sad & Terrible so he gives up the game.
Many years later, over tge guilt & grief, he meets a woman who plays golf. He decides he can play again.
On a similar course, the exact same scenario presents itself.
His new wife says "You know, I think if we opened the doors to that barn, you can reach the green in 2."
He says "No way. The last time I tried that I made a 9."