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Aristus

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10. He sure looks like the kind of guy for whom self-gratification is the only kind he gets.

Reply to marmar (Original post)

Sat Nov 13, 2021, 12:34 PM

Nov 2021

Dude, shower, shave, dress nicely, be polite, and don't be a creepy, demented doucherag. You're much more likely to up your chances of making it a twosome that way. It's not that difficult.

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Florida Man Allegedly Plays With Self On Ring Camera [View all] marmar Nov 2021 OP

It's unclear from prosecutors if he'll get off. Phoenix61 Nov 2021 #1

"It's unclear from prosecutors if he'll get off." Prof. Toru Tanaka Nov 2021 #8

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Good for him SCantiGOP Nov 2021 #3

And likely... 2naSalit Nov 2021 #6

Well Woodswalker Nov 2021 #4

Floridians sure have some interesting ways of introducing themselves rurallib Nov 2021 #5

That's what makes him a FLORIDA MAN! Prof. Toru Tanaka Nov 2021 #9

I like that the article makes very clear man uses his right hand to beat off. Kaleva Nov 2021 #7

He sure looks like the kind of guy for whom self-gratification is the only kind he gets. Aristus Nov 2021 #10