Bernie Sanders Drinking Game Through July - Will he, Or Won't He?

[TomCADem]

I predict that every day, we will hear Bernie or his campaign make at least one of the following five statements:

1. Say that he is staying in because he is interested in running to raise awareness of his issues, even though the only issues that seem get attention are his repeated attacks on Biden's character and motives.

2. Announce a press conference teasing that Bernie may dropout only to announce that he is staying in (surprise). I guess the press has not read the story about the boy who cried wolf because they keep falling for this gag again and again.

3. Complain about the how the media or the "establishment" are being so unfair and biased toward him and that he is not going to drop out until his evolving list of demands are met: "Hello DNC? I want Cornell West to be on the platform committee and this time, I promise you he will not put on a Jill Stein 2020 Button until after the ink is dry."

4. Attack the primary process as rigged and coyly state "Hey, some people will say that if it was not rigged, I would have the nomination."

5. When anyone points out that Bernie has engaged in any of the prior four actions, attack that person for undermining Democratic unity. Lack of unity is caused by pointing out Bernie's efforts to undermine the Democratic party and unity.

So, if you want to keep the party going in the midst of being locked down, take a shot whenever one of the five aforementioned statements are made by Bernie or his campaign.

The goal is to steal headlines and do things to keep himself and his various grievances in the public eye and damage Biden, so that if Biden wins, Bernie will brag that he endorsed Biden at the last minute, and take the credit.

Alternatively, if Biden loses, then he will attack the Democratic party as failing for not going far enough to embrace him while Cornell West cheers on the demise of the Democratic Party, Susan Sarandon talks about how Trump's reelection will really sow the seeds of revolution this time, and Briahna Joy Gray defends the Russians from claims that they interfered in U.S. elections.