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Joker letting cat chase gun laser sight accidentally shoots roommate 4 n2doc Sep 2015 Sep 2015 3 1572

(You know what state) man accidently texts police officer looking for drugs. 0 47of74 Sep 2015 Sep 2015 0 1314

Splendor outside the supermarket: couple caught for public sex 3 shenmue Sep 2015 Sep 2015 1 1666

Argument over Doritos leads to man getting arrested. (I think you know where) 2 47of74 Sep 2015 Sep 2015 1 1535

Dumb Criminals: Florida (Obviously) Man Arrested For Masturbating At A Burger King 1 Initech Sep 2015 Sep 2015 1 1493

New largest penis? 19 inches compared to the 13 inch one of the man 6 Maraya1969 Sep 2015 Sep 2015 1 5816

NYC sought to fire man for missing work -- but he'd died 2 47of74 Aug 2015 Sep 2015 1 1472

‘Fire selfies’ after a jealous rage lead to Maryland man’s arrest 2 FSogol Sep 2015 Sep 2015 1 1609

Man with almost-perfect poop donates it to help patients with C-diff infection 4 Dr. Strange Aug 2015 Sep 2015 2 1594

Man has 6.5 inch penis tattoo removed from thigh in a bid to win back wife (No, not from that state) 1 47of74 Aug 2015 Sep 2015 3 1490

Idaho replaces sign at mile marker 420, because stoners 2 UrbScotty Aug 2015 Aug 2015 1 1825

Teacher Was Late To School 111 Times Because Of Breakfast 6 left-of-center2012 Aug 2015 Aug 2015 1 1785

Idiot busted after his dog tested positive for meth. 1 47of74 Aug 2015 Aug 2015 1 1381

5 painful times male genitalia made the news 5 TexasTowelie Aug 2015 Aug 2015 0 1924

Man in bear costume harasses bears in Alaska 3 PoliticAverse Aug 2015 Aug 2015 2 1596

Dumb Criminals: Minnesota Shoplifter Took $300 In Goods From Mall, Arrived In, and Left In Limo 2 Initech Aug 2015 Aug 2015 0 1635

Dumb Criminals: Shoplifter Hid Steaks In Colostomy Bag 7 47of74 Aug 2015 Aug 2015 1 1642

Dumb criminals: Jailed Jerry Springer fan faces assault charges. You know which state. 4 47of74 Aug 2015 Aug 2015 0 1456

From the Vault of the Museum of Sex - Macura's Pulsocon (NSFW) 0 LiberalElite Aug 2015 Aug 2015 1 1383

Dumb Criminals: Woman Tried To Sneak Weed Into Jail In Bible 2 Initech Aug 2015 Aug 2015 0 1650

This man has been trying to live life as a goat 1 Recursion Aug 2015 Aug 2015 0 1384

NY Executive sues boss who 'kept her as sex slave' for 7 years 0 rocktivity Aug 2015 Aug 2015 1 1676

News anchor walks off set rather than do another Kardashian story 2 UrbScotty Aug 2015 Aug 2015 3 1629

Dumb Criminals: Chicago Man Steals Vibrator, Signs Release Name As "Obama Is A Criminal" 2 Initech Aug 2015 Aug 2015 0 1668

New England Braces For a Wet and Penetrating Storm 0 TexasTowelie Aug 2015 Aug 2015 3 1147

Teen gets senior pictures taken at Taco Bell 0 UrbScotty Aug 2015 Aug 2015 0 1418

Drunk student wakes up to find he emailed professor to tell him he loves him, 'sorry that u r bald', 0 bananas Aug 2015 Aug 2015 1 1708

Taiwan: everybody loves damaged mailboxes 1 shenmue Aug 2015 Aug 2015 1 1329

Dumb Criminals: Dude who hates the President busted for vibrator theft 2 47of74 Aug 2015 Aug 2015 1 1510

Ice cream and a kiwi that has laser beam eyes: New Zealand looks for a new flag 0 shenmue Aug 2015 Aug 2015 1 1521

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Norway Golf Course Baffled By Phantom Pooper For Over 10 Years 3 Initech Aug 2015 Aug 2015 0 1581

Mothers Against Drunk Driving chapter president arrested for... well, just guess. 2 UrbScotty Aug 2015 Aug 2015 1 1601

Possible meth lab found in Iowa Taco Bell. 5 47of74 Aug 2015 Aug 2015 3 1495

Florida (of course) unlicensed suregon destroys man's penis. 3 47of74 Aug 2015 Aug 2015 2 1799

Man misses girl so much he pleasures himself on the beach. I think you can guess where. 0 47of74 Aug 2015 Aug 2015 0 1502

Dumb Criminals: Guy Attempts To Break Into Santa Ana Zoo Claiming He's Tarzan 0 Initech Aug 2015 Aug 2015 0 1306

I'll have the Walter White Special, Please" 3 n2doc Aug 2015 Aug 2015 0 1502

Juneau police say alcohol played a part in Capitol flag theft 0 Panich52 Aug 2015 Aug 2015 1 1151

Poland: badger found drunk on beach 1 shenmue Aug 2015 Aug 2015 2 1389

Really Dumb Criminals: Guy Impersonating Police Officer Pulls Over Real Police Officer 2 Initech Aug 2015 Aug 2015 1 1794

Man tried to steal unmarked cop car. You know where. 0 47of74 Aug 2015 Aug 2015 1 1285

Airline thought Scottish girl was too white to fly 3 muriel_volestrangler Jul 2015 Jul 2015 1 1758

Using an app to ID mushrooms is a bad idea. 1 47of74 Jul 2015 Jul 2015 0 1488

US fugitive Jason Stange caught after starring in horror film 0 muriel_volestrangler Jul 2015 Jul 2015 3 1378

England: owl receives library card 1 shenmue Jul 2015 Jul 2015 3 1507

There’s no problem if Party Bear is roaming the Massachusetts woods.. 3 Little Star Jul 2015 Jul 2015 1 1630

Man arrested for exposing himself in Oregon Walmart 0 47of74 Jul 2015 Jul 2015 0 1277

Swarm of mayflies force Iowa bridge closed 4 Little Star Jul 2015 Jul 2015 0 1498

"Sometimes glass is just glass and it just breaks" 3 PoliticAverse Jul 2015 Jul 2015 1 1954

Colorado: sheriff's deputy questions baby owl 2 shenmue Jul 2015 Jul 2015 4 1673

Dumb Florida Criminals: Woman tweets looking for weed, deputies respond 3 UrbScotty Jul 2015 Jul 2015 1 1738

Suspect Collared For Ramen Noodle Robbery 1 47of74 Jul 2015 Jul 2015 4 1290

Man called 911 to get help fixing A/C 3 47of74 Jul 2015 Jul 2015 2 1415

(Guess) Man: "I make my meth work for me." 0 47of74 Jul 2015 Jul 2015 3 1807

Dumb Criminals: Buffalo, NY Man Attempts To Steal Hearse During Father's Funeral 2 Initech Jul 2015 Jul 2015 0 1683

Florida mom abandons 3 kids in Waffle House to go drinking at nearby bar 1 FSogol Jul 2015 Jul 2015 2 1554

ROBOT HOTEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 7 MADem Jul 2015 Jul 2015 3 2563

Bear eats dog food in backyard, falls asleep 2 shenmue Jul 2015 Jul 2015 3 1489

Dumb Criminals: Lebowski Fest Founder Caught Smoking Weed In Bowling Alley 5 Initech Jul 2015 Jul 2015 0 1777

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Dumb Criminals: Tennessee Woman Prints Own Money, Then Claims Obama Made It Legal 3 Initech Jul 2015 Jul 2015 1 1778

Squirrel goes on rampage in Worcestershire pub 3 shenmue Jul 2015 Jul 2015 2 1540

Sex toys on power lines in Portland. 2 47of74 Jul 2015 Jul 2015 1 1416

Myrtle Beach restaurant patron jailed after planning for ‘Jesus’ to pay tab 2 n2doc Jul 2015 Jul 2015 2 1351

Really Dumb Criminals: Utah Teens Live Streamed Break In Of Ice Cream Truck 1 Initech Jul 2015 Jul 2015 0 1362

Madagascar: lemur found with giant testicles 8 shenmue Jul 2015 Jul 2015 2 6732

Naked man on car roof causes rush hour delays on I-95 3 47of74 Jul 2015 Jul 2015 0 1483

Man sells car after unsuccessful search for snake in vehicle 0 yuiyoshida Jul 2015 Jul 2015 1 1267

Things Not To Say (Or Admit) To A Law Enforcement Agent (#11) 2 47of74 Jul 2015 Jul 2015 0 1540

Not from The Onion -- A Gun-shaped iPhone case 4 rocktivity Jul 2015 Jul 2015 4 2433

Florida (of course) woman arrested for battering girlfriend with a dildo 3 47of74 Jul 2015 Jul 2015 1 1591

Florida (of course) Man Stole Operating Room Surgical Table 1 47of74 Jul 2015 Jul 2015 1 1403

US Marshal Service employee photographed doing it on top of Pennsylvania Federal courthouse 1 47of74 Jul 2015 Jul 2015 0 1374

Squirrel wanted in food theft 2 shenmue Jul 2015 Jul 2015 2 1358

Florida (where else, of course) man calls synthetic weed his yard clippings. 0 47of74 Jul 2015 Jul 2015 0 1311

Police arrest drunk, naked intruder in hog barn. 2 47of74 Jul 2015 Jul 2015 2 1555

'Vampires' keep doctors in the dark for fear of stereotyping: study 2 jakeXT Jul 2015 Jul 2015 0 1668

Police Investigating Ariana Grande's Video Doughnut Licking 1 jakeXT Jul 2015 Jul 2015 0 1354

German 'Romeo' drugs girlfriend to keep playing video games for hours on end 1 jakeXT Jul 2015 Jul 2015 0 1261

Amputated leg tossed into the garbage at Doctors Hospital 3 muriel_volestrangler Jul 2015 Jul 2015 0 1466

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